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[Nov. 18th, 2006|06:48 pm] |
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Fat Free says: i wonder when they started to put anorexic people into treatment Sugar Free says: As soon as the first jealous fat person realised they could. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2006|07:03 pm] |
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I've noticed none of us ever admit to being hungry. We always blame someone else on us eating. Haha. I love it. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2006|07:10 pm] |
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He's pissed, he's mad, I don't care which one of you he fucks up. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2006|03:59 pm] |
I've spent the 5-6 hours I've been awake so far getting dressed and ready to go out. I stayed up till 6AM last night getting myself ready to get ready once I woke up. Bleaching teeth and hair, bronzing everything, many, many times. Moisturizing, plucking, sit-ups, push-ups, drinking diet coke and ocffee like they're going out of style. Hours, and hours, it's all I do. Wake up, get ready, go out, come home, prepare myself to get up and get ready the next morning, with like 2 or 3 hours of sleep. I bet this whole routine is going to drive me crazy. Or if it doesn't, the lack of food and sleep will. Oh well, oh well.....
Do you love it?
I can totally see me becoming like some bag-person or something running around downtown drinking 40's out of brown paper bags with curlers in my hurr and like one false eyelash hanging on for dear life or something. I hope that'll be a good look for me. |
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[Sep. 17th, 2006|03:20 pm] |
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I don't date crackers or actors, as a matter of fact...
I'm a rapper. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2006|11:43 pm] |
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My password is too easy to guess. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2006|11:41 pm] |
FUck you Tom.
Everyone add me to MSN, AIM, and MySpace.
MSN=Throw.Something@Hotmail.com
AIM=LicksDorval
MySpace= www.myspace.com/thelugubriousboy |
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| Deaf President Now! |
[May. 12th, 2006|06:32 am] |
D00ds.
Half the kids in Washington DC are deaf so I've started learning ASL. It's so friggen awesome.
Galudette University is SOFRIGGENAWESOME. I want to go there.
I feel like I was meant to be born deaf. They are the most shallow demographic, as a whole, I've ever met, and they talk more shit then either Chelle or I combined. It's like thre are three things they talk about.
(1)Shit about other people, either hearing or deaf.
(2)Gettin' thier fr33k on.
or
(3)Las Drogas/Las Drinkiedrinkie.
So. Awesome. |
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[May. 4th, 2006|10:26 pm] |
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Eww.
I just got like a reject Hello Kitty Pop-Tart.
It looked like it had a big nibble taken out of it.
:(
And I'm leaving for DC. tomarrow around supper time.
Imagine how terrorable you'd feel if my plane crashed and I died and you didn't say goodbye before I left. |
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[May. 4th, 2006|03:46 pm] |
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Lace' and I are gonna get grills. I want to look just like Flava Flaaaav. |
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| "My Friends Jyssy and Chelle" |
[Apr. 30th, 2006|09:11 pm] |
My friend DD wrote this about me and my cousin, Chelle.
My friends Jyssy and Chelle are the cutest little cousins in the whole world! Jyssy is very well known in the drug and rave scene as being ultra fabulous and androgynous. Chelle is his sidekick cousin who i must admit is absolutely adorable and very grown up. They have a great sense of individuality and style, and they have the best makeup. ENVY!!! Once we set Jesus on fire. You know the stone jesus at the Klatt cemetary? yeah that jesus. it was hot. and then we ran!
Jyssy and i can talk for hours about the tv show Absolutely Fabulous - because it fucking rocks and we both want to be Patsy. although in truth i will probably end up more like Adina. Jyssy is 17rs old and lives with his mother, homeschooled, and has a very active social life. so active in fact he barely has time to not eat! yay for eating disorders and bulimia-thons! Jyssy attends local raves and is a social butterfly with a pretty well earned social ego. He knows hes the shit! His mother is crazy and i love her for it. she takes a lot of medication for various things, and jyssy takes them too, but just for fun. His mom once offered me a live chicken to take home and slaughter/eat. She makes FUCKING AWESOME apple pie tho. mmm mmm good.
Chelle is a subtle angel, wearing only the prettiest shades of pink and purple and blue... sometimes yellows and greens. always in style, always matching and colour coordinated. very bright, bubbly and personable. she exudes the wonder and joy of a child, with the experience and maturity of a 20something adult. chelle likes taking pictures of everyone and everything at anytime, and her sense of adventure is admirable. always down to get in trouble!
I LOVE MY JYSSY AND CHELLE! |
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[Apr. 9th, 2006|08:40 pm] |
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Mother says I need a job or I can't go to DC or something, so help me think of cool places to work. |
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| The ugly ducking was made to suffer. |
[Apr. 1st, 2006|03:01 pm] |
Reduce myself, I got the strict restrictions
Not sexy enough without the regulations
A melting point countdown the fading features
Born to blossom and bloom to perish |
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[Mar. 14th, 2006|03:41 pm] |
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Within the last hour I've ate both a tin of mini-altoids and a tin of minty smint thingies. It hurts to breath, from all the menthol and minty freshness and stuff. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2006|03:17 pm] |
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In less then 10 hours I'll be on my way to sunny san diego! |
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